I'm Elizabeth, I'm 20, and I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be America's Next Top Model.

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

(via christianfaiththejew)

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15-year-old me:MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now:for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
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mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

(via clefunable)

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Combined House Alignment

(Source: now-at-punkwarren, via clefunable)

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agabella:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MY GOD

(via i-only-lyke-cats)

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mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity


I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity

I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

(via dyingmessenger)

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googlearths:

GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW

image

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via humoristics)

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listening to take this to your grave:ah yes my fave
listening to infinity on high:ah yes my fave
listening to from under the cork tree:ah yes my fave
listening to folie a deux:ah yes my fave
listening to save rock and roll:ah yes my fave
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lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

(Source: unicorn-stache, via embracechanggge)

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sighings:

Casper the friendly ghost is a dead child

(via beyoncayyyylmao)

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hellotailor:

mrv3000:

i’ve probably reblogged this multiple times but by god i’ll do it again.

(via i-only-lyke-cats)

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