I'm Elizabeth, I'm 21, and I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be America's Next Top Model.

Mandy Hale (via w-ritings)

(Source: iwaschangedforgood, via thelifeofawonderer)

Happiness begins with you. Not with your relationship, your friends, or your job. But with you.
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antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

(via sashnado)

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27 minutes ago

twenyonepilots:

do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

(via princevixen)

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29 minutes ago

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

(via angelaisaslut)

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30 minutes ago

mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

(Source: bullied, via bearplayingasaxophone)

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34 minutes ago

thatfunnyblog:

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)

(Source: zizicat, via spork)

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1 day ago

postllimit:

*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

(via spork)

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1 day ago
thatfunnyblog:

imagine being asked to be in this product’s photo shoot and excitedly bragging to your friends and family you are are going to be on a box just to find out they made you look like this

thatfunnyblog:

imagine being asked to be in this product’s photo shoot and excitedly bragging to your friends and family you are are going to be on a box just to find out they made you look like this

(Source: thats-so-meme, via runwwithscissors)

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1 week ago

memeking69:

when youre home alone and you hear a sound

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(via fun-sizes)

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1 week ago
recreationallyscolded:

jedibusiness:

toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I’m telling you why! Butt Plug Gnome is coming to town!


He plugs you when you’re sleeping, he plugs you when you’re awake!  He knows when you’ve been bad or good, so be bad for goodness’ sake!

recreationallyscolded:

jedibusiness:

toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I’m telling you why! Butt Plug Gnome is coming to town!

He plugs you when you’re sleeping, he plugs you when you’re awake! He knows when you’ve been bad or good, so be bad for goodness’ sake!

(via bearplayingasaxophone)

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1 week ago

quietdistaste:

me trying to make a successful text post

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(via haha-l-m-a-o)

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1 week ago
teratocybernetics:

ceruleancynic:

thedesureich:

ruinleon:

a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

how dare u sir, u disturb my paper towel substrate and rotate same with no gentlemanly warning, i demand satisfaction

Oh my god.

teratocybernetics:

ceruleancynic:

thedesureich:

ruinleon:

a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

how dare u sir, u disturb my paper towel substrate and rotate same with no gentlemanly warning, i demand satisfaction

Oh my god.

(via clefunable)

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1 month ago
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