I'm Elizabeth, I'm 21, and I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be America's Next Top Model.

teratocybernetics:

ceruleancynic:

thedesureich:

ruinleon:

a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

how dare u sir, u disturb my paper towel substrate and rotate same with no gentlemanly warning, i demand satisfaction

Oh my god.

teratocybernetics:

ceruleancynic:

thedesureich:

ruinleon:

a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

how dare u sir, u disturb my paper towel substrate and rotate same with no gentlemanly warning, i demand satisfaction

Oh my god.

(via clefunable)

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officialunitedstates:

wizkhalifornia:

officialunitedstates:

follow me on instagram

what is it

a photosharing and social networking service

(via sashnado)

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joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

(Source: best-of-memes, via margopolio)

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meeko-fitz:

jacklanternlives:

pinkleofdoom:

antipodeanpixie:

bonjour700:

砂漠の砂に大はしゃぎ! フェネック舎放飼場の改修 | 東京ズーネット

Person I am reblogging this for. You know precisely who you are. I thought you could do with a bunch of silly fenecs to make your day better.

BABIES!!!!! <3

The one that just flops onto the sand pile made me laugh.

Look at all these dumb babies I want like 80 and then to be reincarnated as one because SHIT that looks fun

(via thegatgreatsby)

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ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

(via haha-l-m-a-o)

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suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this

I fucking almost scrolled past this

(Source: stickyembraces, via margopolio)

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best moment in television ever

biggest plot twist in television EVER. 

(Source: katiebishop, via haha-l-m-a-o)

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adirtyshisno:

thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.

LOOK AT HER SMILE THOOOO

adirtyshisno:

thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.

LOOK AT HER SMILE THOOOO

(Source: meowgoesthebear, via angelaisaslut)

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iguanal:

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

(via angelaisaslut)

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mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life.

(via jewpacjorie)

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trollonasan:

ask-shuffleberry:

image

this is what butts sound like

Butts sounds awesome.

(via clefunable)

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tegansenpai:

timetravellingtimelord:

theparadoxymoron:

katiefab:

cutebabe:

shipcomingthrough:

Just watch it.

oh……my fucking

No, seriously. Watch the video.

but guys…can you imagine what would happen if someone hacked the highways? 

HERE’S THE LINK TO SOLAR FREAKIN’ ROADWAYS GUYS

image

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

(Source: creeping-in-the-dark, via i-only-lyke-cats)

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cumber-kitty:

dajo42:

george weasley looking in the mirror of erised and seeing what appears to just be his reflection until he notices it has both ears

he wonders why the mirror thinks an ear is his heart’s desire and then he realises that isn’t what it’s saying

(via margopolio)

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yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

(via fu-fucker)

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